Secure The Perimeter

I wrote to Stormy at an Army of Four for advice. Mum does not understand the important work we do here guarding the house and perimeter. I have a clip here, below; to show the clear and present danger we are facing from the young bipeds next door. You can clearly see them trying to jump the fence. Often they hurl objects at us. Mum said the last one was just a bases ball... but please, it was very hard, not like my Cuz and it didn't even squeak so it couldn't have been a very useful ball. We are also trying to rescue the doggy on the other side of the fence, he keeps barking at us for help! (It doesn’t hurt that he is very handsome) Instead of praising us for our fine protection work, Mum gets out a squirting bottle and blasts us! Stewy is the first to abandon our work, then me, but Ozzy is very dedicated to the cause. He is a brave one, that Ozzy! Anyway I am going to have Mum read Stormy's advice; one can only pray she’ll learn. Stormy’s Mum was trained by Beagles so maybe there is hope.

Biped Alert

Secure The Perimeter

Mum, sneaking up on us!

I must protect my Cuz at all costs!

P.S. I chewed up the bases ball before Mum could throw it back. A WIN for Miss Nugget!

Sun! Please Send More

Mum has been spying on us. Here we are lounging nicely in the sun.





This week we have been barking more. It's Ozzy's fault, he keeps sounding the alarm. Mum has a sneaky way of handling it. -She turns the hose on us! OMG... it's not warm enough here to be hosed down. Stewy has supersonic hearing and can hear the water going on, he immediately stops barking and heads into the house. Ozzy and I try to move out of Mum's spray reach. The woman has gone crazy, she even sprayed over the house to try and hit us on the other side.