Sunday, September 17, 2006

Beagles Rule!

Apparently not only can I not leave comments on a non-beta blogger-blog, comments can not be left on this site unless you have a beta blogger account. Hopefully, this will be corrected soon!

Recently I received an email from Cat, with dog/pet rules and a notice to non-pet owners entering your home. I really liked the notice, below:

(Message to be posted on our front door):

Warning To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit:

1. Our pets live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train. (Actually, this is debatable if you own a Beagle).
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes.
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.